Lampoon: Hog industry fears decline in sales

The hog industry of the Philippines has expressed concern that the public outrage over the pork barrel scam will lead to a sharp decline in their sales.
“Now the pork will suffer from a worse image problem,” one major hog raiser from Iloilo said. “It used to be that cholesterol issues were the only ones we had to contend with. Now the pork has become a national symbol for wanton theft.”