WTF! [The Epal Quiz Year-Ender]

WE BEGIN OUR year-ender special with the best of the Epal Quizzes and the worst of the epaliticians. Today, we select the Top 20 that made readers ask, “WTF was that?!” or “What the hell were they thinking?!” They also generated the biggest laughs. Attention-seekers? Fame whores? You be the judge.

‘Yong kalye, mapagkumbaba. ‘Yong mayor kaya?

Enough said.

Humihinga pa, may lapida na.
May you rest in peace.

Chief-of-Staff kasama sa tarp?!? Ayos ka ah.
Kaepalan. Walang Hanggan.

Bakit? Sino bang nagsabing hindi?
May umaagaw sa pwesto mo?

Libreng scholarship, libreng training, libreng pagpapagamot,
at libreng Mercury Drug?!?
Namimigay na pala ngayon ng drug store sa Quezon City??

Aping-api naman ‘yong mag-ama.
Sana nilakihan pa nang konti ang pangalan nila para mabasa. Ang liit eh!

Saan po kayo mas talented: sa pagiging epal o sa pagiging literal?
Candy talaga ang logo?

Bago kayo umepal, alamin n’yo muna ang tamang…